Woman Lies
Girls lie. 🙂
Out of obligation, to control you, to control the circumstance, to save the friendship, to wilfully ruin it, to be nasty, to inject some gossip and entertainment into an otherwise uninteresting life.
Women lie for all sorts of reasons! 🙂
Men also do, as I posted in my previous post, but today, I’m talking about girls!
Following are the famous lies that ALL women tell, but few of them admit it.
#1) I am really not mad at you!
A big Lie!
You should raise every red flag you have when she says these things.
The only time a lady ever says something like this is when she is angry and wants to burn your miserable soul and kick you straight to hell.
You’d be safe if she is really upset at you than when she is not. 🙂
Therefore, if she isn’t angry with you, please take the necessary steps to ensure that she is.
#2) Be genuine; I’ll accept it.
She asks you, “Is it true that I appear overweight in this?”
And then she says: Be honest, I’ll accept it and won’t feel bad.
It is a trap. There is no way out of this incredibly large cage. You’ll die in that cage from misery whether you give any answer or none at all.
She cannot tolerate your honesty, and if you openly lie, she will find that too.
The key is to respond moderately here — don’t be too sentimental or nasty.
P.S. No living guy has achieved this accomplishment yet!
#3) I’m not jealous of her!
In actuality, she feels envious almost always.
She feels jealous when you stare at a girl passing by or converse excessively with a female friend.
To be quite honest, playful jealousy is entertaining and even important to maintain a relationship.
So, smile and give her a cheek kiss when she replies she is not envious. She will simply blush, so forget being envious.
#4) I don’t even think about my ex
Everyone has a memory of their ex.
We are all occasionally dragged back by a song, a location, a circumstance, or a conversation. She is allowed to occasionally consider her ex because it is only natural to do so.
And if she admits that she never thinks about her ex, I’d suggest she’s got a problem, and you need to figure out what it is.
#5) Fact
What she says to her friends when she is late: “I’m in an Uber!”
She means, “I’m just getting in the shower!”
#6) Fact
Her response when her office mate spreads rumors about one of her coworkers is: “I’m not going to tell anyone.”
“I’m texting and calling my boyfriend, my best buddy, and my other work bestie as soon as this talk is over,” she means.
#7) Fact
What she says during a birthday celebration for a new friend: “Birthday greetings! I specifically purchased this for you!”
“My boyfriend’s mom gave that gift to me on my last birthday,” she means.
#8) Fact
She exclaims, “I just need to put some lipstick on, and we’re good to go!” as she rushes out the door.
She is actually saying, “I’m going to lock the door to the bathroom, go for a 15-minute pee, and then reapply my eyeliner.”
#9) Fact
What she says when her best friend gets engaged: “Congratulations!!!”
What she’s trying to say “Oh my God, are you really leaving me forever? Congratulations, of course, but my major concern is that I AM SO SCARED.”
#10) Fact
What she tells her boss, who sent her an “important” email at 2 a.m: “Oh sh*t, it must have ended up in my spam!”
What she’s really saying is, “AREN’T YOU MAD, MAN? I was dozing off or otherwise not paying attention to you.”
#11) Fact
What is her response when her boyfriend asks, “where are the Oreos?” — “I don’t know.”
What she means is, “In my stomach!”
Did I miss any other lie? Do you know anything I did not cover here?
Do let me know in the comments!
I believe you will find something valuable for you for sure!
